Reall Funny 2

A tourist seeing Lake Victoria asked Onyango, the boatman, "do u know biology, psychology, geology and criminology ?" The boatman said no to all questions. The tourist then said, "what the hell do u know on the face of this earth? you will die of illiteracy!!" After a while the boat was hit by a big wave n started sinking. The boatman asked the tourist "do u know swimology and escapology 4rm crocodiology ? " The tourist said no. The boatman replied, "well u wil drownology and the crocodiology wil eat ur assology and u will dieology because of ur bad mouthology..!!"