Once there was a couple in their mid forties
walking through a bush path and they came across a patch of
mushrooms. The husband insisted it was the non poisonous one
while the wife was adamant this was the lethal
stuff.
Husband carried on to pick the mushroom and
consoled the wife; "What we will do is we will cook the
stuff and feed it to the dog. If the dog dies, then we throw
it away but if the dog is ok then we will also eat
it."
They got home and fed the mushroom after cooking
it to the dog, it was the happiest dog in the village for a
full four hours.
They then proceeded to eat the mushroom
themselves. Just as they finished, their son ran into the
room and announced in a hurry the death of the dog and then
ran out.
The two parents looked at each other and tears
rolled down their cheeks, the husband then announced:
"My wife I should have listened to you. Anyway seeing
we are going to die I need to rest in peace and make sure I
have been honest with you. You see that lady from next door
has been my part-time since we moved in and we meet in the
garden every Sunday."
He continued, "When your sister came for
x-mas, and you had too much wine and passed out, I slept
with her too - your mother too but only once last year on
New Year's Eve."
With tears in her eyes the wife says, "Its
ok my darling that was all weaknesses of the flesh I have
forgiven you, but you must listen to me too. Each time I go
to the butchery I always bring a lot of
meat.
Well it's because our second son is the
butcher's child. As much as you have slept with
the lady next door I also sleep with the Husband on Saturday
evenings when you are out with the Boys, and lastly since we
got married 20 years ago I have never had an orgasm from
you."
Both had mixed emotions, hatred, regret but their
consolation was they were dying without any secrets. So
their son then run into the room again and looked at the
parents weeping.
He then commented: "My God! I didn't
realize the two of you loved the dog that
much!
Anyway the guy whose car ran over the dog
says
He can buy us another
one!!!!!!!!!!!"
Have a great day bila siri
mingi...!!!
walking through a bush path and they came across a patch of
mushrooms. The husband insisted it was the non poisonous one
while the wife was adamant this was the lethal
stuff.
Husband carried on to pick the mushroom and
consoled the wife; "What we will do is we will cook the
stuff and feed it to the dog. If the dog dies, then we throw
it away but if the dog is ok then we will also eat
it."
They got home and fed the mushroom after cooking
it to the dog, it was the happiest dog in the village for a
full four hours.
They then proceeded to eat the mushroom
themselves. Just as they finished, their son ran into the
room and announced in a hurry the death of the dog and then
ran out.
The two parents looked at each other and tears
rolled down their cheeks, the husband then announced:
"My wife I should have listened to you. Anyway seeing
we are going to die I need to rest in peace and make sure I
have been honest with you. You see that lady from next door
has been my part-time since we moved in and we meet in the
garden every Sunday."
He continued, "When your sister came for
x-mas, and you had too much wine and passed out, I slept
with her too - your mother too but only once last year on
New Year's Eve."
With tears in her eyes the wife says, "Its
ok my darling that was all weaknesses of the flesh I have
forgiven you, but you must listen to me too. Each time I go
to the butchery I always bring a lot of
meat.
Well it's because our second son is the
butcher's child. As much as you have slept with
the lady next door I also sleep with the Husband on Saturday
evenings when you are out with the Boys, and lastly since we
got married 20 years ago I have never had an orgasm from
you."
Both had mixed emotions, hatred, regret but their
consolation was they were dying without any secrets. So
their son then run into the room again and looked at the
parents weeping.
He then commented: "My God! I didn't
realize the two of you loved the dog that
much!
Anyway the guy whose car ran over the dog
says
He can buy us another
one!!!!!!!!!!!"
Have a great day bila siri
mingi...!!!
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